Joke: Parking Ticket

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

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When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

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We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

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I called him an “Ar*e Hole” .He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Bev called him a “Sh1t Head”.

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He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

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This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

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We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.

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