Joke: Funny Joke: A 90-year-old man, that due to his failing eyesight, has a...

A 90-year-old man goes for a physical, and all of his tests come back normal.

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The doctor says, “Arthur, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

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Arthur replies, “God and I are close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on.”

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“When I’m done, poof!, the light goes off.”

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“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

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A little later in the day, the doctor calls Arthur’s wife.

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“Joan,” he says, “Arthur is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God.”

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“Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”

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“Oh heck,” exclaims Joan,…

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“He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

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