A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him.

He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works.

Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer.

After a few minutes the insults stop.

The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out.

The parrot is shivering. It stammers …

The parrot is shivering. It stammers,“S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.”

Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”