A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend.

Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.

He came back to the office contented and relieved.

His co-worker asked him how it went.

“Look,” said John.

“Don’t start such terrible rumors! That guy isn’t my best friend… I don’t even know him.”