Joke: 80 Year Old Lady Goes For A Birthday Drink

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.

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As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

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“I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…”

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The bartender says,

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“Well since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink

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In fact, this one is on me.”

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As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,

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“I would like to buy you a drink, too.”

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The old woman says,

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“Thank you

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Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.”

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“Coming up,” says the bartender.

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As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,

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“I would like to buy you one, too.”

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The old woman says,

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“Thank you

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Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”

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“Coming right up,” the bartender says.

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As he gives her the drink, he says,

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“Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?”

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The old woman replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor.

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Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.”

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