After a long absence, the Count returns to his home, where he asks the first servant who stumbles upon him:
“Miska, what happened at home during my absence?”
“Dignified sir, not much, but unfortunately Lord has passed away.”
“My favorite dog?” But how can this be?!
“I think it was the fried horsemeat…”
“How did the fried horsemeat get to my dog?”
“It’s…”
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