Joke: The schoolboy runs to his father: – Daddy! If the…
The school boy runs to his father: "Daddy!" If Mohammedans can have more than one wife, why is it that here a man can have only one wife? "That's because, my…
The school boy runs to his father: "Daddy!" If Mohammedans can have more than one wife, why is it that here a man can have only one wife? "That's because, my…
A man was riding his motorcycle along the coast of California when suddenly a cloud came towards his head and a thunderous voice sounded: "Because you've always been…
The mother asks her three daughters to report on their husband's performance after the wedding night. The time will come for the first girl. The next day, the mother receives…
The joy of celebrating New Year's Eve often turns into a nightmare for pets and wild animals. The noise of fireworks and firecrackers not only causes stress to animals, but…
Lajos is accused of something very serious. And the judge interrogates him: "You are accused of killing your mother-in-law." Why did you do that? "My wife asked me…
- What do Ethiopian children bathe in? – ??? "In a glass." Joke: A blonde woman decides to wallpaper her bedroom, but has no idea how much wallpaper to buy He goes over…
"Damn it, I don't understand women." I also bought her flowers yesterday because I thought if he is happy with it. He looks at me stupidly, then switches off and…
Three young women die and go to heaven. Saint Peter welcomes them at the gate and asks how they lived and how they died. The first one says: "I was happily married." I…
When everyone on Earth is an unbeliever, Christ and Moses decide to come down to Earth to prove: there is God. When Moses had already shown everything he knew, turned the water…
A colleague of mine was driving his car past agricultural fields when he noticed the cypress growing. Since it was an emergency, he didn't bowl much, but quickly stopped by…
The village priest goes to the district commissioner. "Sweet son, help me because my bike has been stolen." What should I do? "What, father?" On Sunday, list…
Technical glitches and human error in television news programs sometimes create memorable moments. Case details During the live broadcast, when the presenter was conferring the…
Two pensioners are talking in the cemetery. "How are you, little one?" "Guess I was yesterday." laboratory test. "So, how did it go?" "You, there…
One fine day, an old uncle makes his way home and is picked up by a gray Mercedes. The old uncle has never seen such a beautiful car, he asks a lot what it is for. Suddenly the…
On April 26, 1986, the explosion of reactor 4 of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant caused one of the worst nuclear disasters in the history of mankind. The consequences of the…
Yeltsin visits his home village. He meets an old acquaintance. He asks her: "My brother Misa, do you have a video?" "Why not," replies the old man, "I even…
Using Microsoft Word's thesaurus for the given words in sequence: Residue > waste > garbage > sleazy > sleazy > freak > degenerate > fool > silly >…
The commander orders two of his policemen to measure the height of a standing pillar in the yard. The police come out and argue. Their companion who was walking by speaks up…
The young Székely boy cuts wood in the forest every day from morning to night to collect money. He's been doing this for 20 years, every single day. He just cuts the wood and…
"Grandma, why are your eyes so big?" "To see you better!" "Grandma, why is your nose so big?" "So that I can smell the cake better!"…
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