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Two servants are standing in front of the door and one of them watches their master having sex with his wife through the keyhole.The other butler, who doesn't see this,…

"Jean!"The tea filter is not good, there is something wrong with it!"I'll take you for screening, sir!"The gypsy is caught stealing from TescoThe police…

I share on Facebook:Click the button!The husband and wife are married.Say husband:— let's chat a little.What does the wife do about it?Blocks the hot water…Yesterday, I…

- "Buffon ties his shoes... It's lucky that he practiced as a child, because he needs it now!” – Viktor Egri– "Matthäus doesn't take off his hat just because he…

What is the name of the traveling gypsy?Curd Rudi!The old voivode is taken to surgery"And tell me, doctor, how much will the operation cost?"asks the…

What does HELP stand for?- Bring a Liter of Pálinka!"I want you to know everything about me," says the new secretary to the boss"I admit, I'm very…

Comrade Brezhnev gave a speech at the opening of the Moscow Olympics.The audience was waiting for the speech:B.e.:OOOOO!The spectators applauded and cheered as they…

The doorbell rang last time, I open the door, and there is a tall, handsome manguy and asks if my husband is at home.I say, there isn't, and he picks me up, takes me to the…

"My son-in-law is a blessed good man!"- the mother-in-law brags to the guests - She takes me everywhere...The groom adds resignedly:"That's true."But mom…

A man visits the district doctor."I have a problem, doctor!"Mine started turning black two weeks ago."Hm... It's a rare disease."His name is…

"Pistike, what is your favorite subject?""Quantum physics.""But you haven't even studied quantum physics yet!""That's why!"Two…

A man is walking in the desert and sees a man standing in front of a small sand dune, rolling his hands, pressing something with his feet and making brmmm, brmmm sounds.Well,…

The biology teacher asks the students:"Well, children, who knows which animal gives milk?"One of the cops speaks:"The kitchen lady!""What are you…

Unfortunate and bad turns of life can happen not only on Friday the 13th or when a black cat gets in the way. We all get into trouble from time to time, but it's just a matter…

Boy:And the month has already passedmy earnings…Girl:Where the hell are you spending money again?Boy:Do you remember that jewelry store?in which I liked those earrings so muchand I…

- Primary school 4.among the students in your class, does the girl with brown hair, red hair, or blonde hair have bigger breasts?– ???– For the blonde, because she is 22 years…

Two guys doing a crossword puzzle.One asks the other:"What is it?"Female genitalia and four letters?– Horizontal or vertical?"Horizontal.""Then…

The Scots are the best, says one English footballer to another."They don't throw anything onto the field."The Scottish boy asks his father:"Dad, what will be…

The husband cheats on his wife with his secretary, but notices that as a result of the big sex battle, a bite mark is left on his shoulder.As he walks home, he wonders what to say…

The secretary is standing by the window, the director comes in and grabs her breasts from behind.The secretary asks:- Director, what are you doing? - I pretend that you are a radio…