Tag: Jokes

Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts…

Three people want to get into heaven.St Nicholas is the gatekeeper. He says they must give him something related to Christmas to get in.The first person reaches into his pockets…

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they…

A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, out of nothing poured a bag of dog sh*t on my carpet without asking my permission and said, “Sir, if this vacuum can’t clean it…

Home Funny Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip, shopping, casinos, massages, facials Two days before the group is to leave Mary’s husband puts his foot…

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde…

Home Funny A couple were sitting in lawyer office A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life…

I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining… In a trial, a Southern small-town…

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her…

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know…

A long time ago, a baker and a farmer lived in the same small English village. These two men had a friendly arrangement in place, where the farmer would sell a pound of butter to…

I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to …

Mom and her little daughter Maxine are in the kitchen, preparing lunch. Mom is trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rings so she…

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a…

admin · January 12, 2024 · A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her… admin · January 12,…

While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn. “On the off chance that every one of you gives me $1, I will show you…

Home Funny Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets…

There is that married couple and it was almost midnight. The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his face.His wife asks,…

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot…

Sharing is caring! After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had…