Tag: Jokes

A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man.…

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming. “Please come quickly!”…

It was three o’clock in the morning,… And the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming. “Please come quickly!”…

Home Funny An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane, As he was.. An 83-year-old British man arrived in Paris only to be confronted by a stern French woman…

   THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading…

Home Funny Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in…

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I……

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband… “Buy me a surprise for my…

A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema. When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat”. The…

Home Funny A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from…

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection Smith later sued the driver In court, he was cross-examined by the driver’s…

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife –…

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?” The…

Home Funny A couple is throwing a dinner party A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers.…

Home Funny A husband went to the police station A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went…

Home Funny There was a married couple sleeping There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and…

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the…

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns…

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive…

Home Funny Jed and Margaret lived a simple life Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for…