Tag: Jokes

A recently single woman buys a flashy new Corvette.While driving it off the lot, she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.She hits the speed limit of 70…

1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean…

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let…

An old cowboy, dressed to kill with his cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.As he sat there sipping his whiskey, an attractive young lady…

Fresh out of seminary, a young pastor found an associate position at a prestigious church. One Sunday early on, he was given the opportunity to preach. He prepared diligently -…

A blonde is driving in her mini down the high way when she notices another blonde in a boat out in the middle of a corn field. The blonde in the boat was rowing the boat. The…

One day, a 5 year old boy went to visit his granny.Playing with his toys on the back porch while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,“Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend…

  These three drunk guys decide to go to the joy house. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in the rooms and turn the lights out. The…

Three Kids are arguing about who’s dad is the fastest.At lunch the first boy says,“My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor…

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you…

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous.But her mother reassured…

Three scruffy-looking bikers entered the truck stop where an elderly man was dining. The first biker chuckled and sat down at the counter as they passed the elderly man after…

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old…

A man was away on a business trip, and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely.A little girl picks up the phone.“Hello?”“Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy…

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks. The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good…

?? THE JOKE ??A woman’s doctor prescribes her testosterone for better bone density, libido, and mood.The woman is a bit dubious, but readily follows the doctor’s orders.A few days…

  A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants…

?? THE JOKE ??When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him.During her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.“Tarzan not…

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to…