Tag: Jokes

A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summons’ him and says,“You’ve been with…

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,“What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied,“About four acres and a nice little home in the…

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine…

As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, “I must tell you my greatest secret.”His family members are all ears, urging him to go on.“When I was…

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.“No, no…

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class… So, one day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, “I’m…

The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves.He says to the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns.  The owner didn’t even see…

The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position.On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and…

    A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns…

There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.As he went on into college he continued undefeated.He became a…

Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as…

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to…

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I……

The Funny Joke There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match.As he went on into college he continued…

Sharing is caring!Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long…

   THE JOKE A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading…

When love is new and life is bubbly, a fledgling couple found themselves yearning for some spiritual grounding.They started their church hunt, stumbling upon a quaint little chapel…

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.“Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”Without hesitating, the…

Sharing is caring!During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling…

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee *You've worn the finish off you coffee table *Instant coffee takes…