Tag: Jokes

THE JOKE One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.With an air…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he…

  Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says, “Don’t worry. Just tuck a…

 One is a member of the Gestapo.  One is an Imperial Japanese officer.  And one is a Fascist Italian Commander.They are all sitting in their holding cell discussing what they are…

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second…

 … and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons.  After her husband died, her sons were all she had.Ever since they were small, all three of the…

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up,…

A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually.He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.Finally, as a last hope,…

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! "Doctor, Doctor…

Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you. You only have six months to live.”Mr.…

  A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey,…

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him…

  A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the…

A boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said. His…

In this heartwarming clip, young Matty’s potty training journey takes an unexpected and hilarious turn, bringing smiles to those in need of a pick-me-up. Seated on the potty, Matty…

He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody drinks.The weird part was is he had a head the size of a grapefruit.The bartender stirs up a…

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed…

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state…

During their vocabulary session the teacher begins her lesson with the word Contagious.So the teacher asks, “Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?”And of course, there…