Tag: Jokes

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th…

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even…

An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He admitted he…

admin · January 16, 2024 · Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier taking……

They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says “Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven.” To the first he says “My son, while on Earth did you lead a…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, “You’ve got to…

admin · January 16, 2024 · Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier taking……

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard! How could you…

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so ‘profound’…

Home Funny Customer Enters ‘Express Lane’ with Too Many Items Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared…

One day, a farmer went out and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK, old-timer, time for you to…

Four guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives just had babies. One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says,  “congratulations! You have twins!” He…

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, “You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents,  and they will go and tell…

1. It is essential that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is essential that a man makes you laugh.    3. It is essential to find a man you can count on and…

admin · January 15, 2024 · 1. It is essential that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is essential that a man makes you laugh.   … admin · January 15, 2024 · No…

After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!” The…

admin · January 14, 2024 · Everyone appears to be easily upset these days by anything. Most importantly, many people reject the notion that someone else might be right while they…

Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought Tom was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long; and I was a little…

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was…