Tag: Jokes

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace.When he gets back, he…

  A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15…

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat…

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big bo*bs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a…

Home Funny Woman hides under the bed to check on her husband The following story comes from Reddit and it’s so good that is has been around for a while. A woman, cranky because her…

All of his tests came back with normal results.Dr Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with…

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a…

A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,“D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad…

  Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth…

  The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged mommy really hard and 9 months…

  A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I…

 THE JOKE  An elderly woman is riding in an elevator, on her way to a doctor’s appointment… Suddenly, the elevator stops, and a beautiful young woman smelling of expensive perfume…

      Wife:Honey can u please help me clean de garden? Husband – I look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door. Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… Then…