Tag: Jokes

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his…

Teacher: "Now Johnny, can you tell me some of your favorite numbers?" Little Johnny: "541, 29, 623, 188, 769 and 40." Teacher: "Very good, Johnny, now I…

A husband shared his turmoil on Reddit after demanding a paternity test, suspecting he wasn’t the father of his wife’s child, which strained their 10-year marriage. Despite…

A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food poisoning." he inquired.…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th…

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.The stoplight was red but they…

Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day.Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him “excuse me, but where did you get all…

A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.”“But I have to get off there!” “Well, there might be one…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200…

Jane Benson returned home from college one day to see her family. While chatting together at dinner, her five year old brother Joey overheard Jane speaking about her boyfriend…

Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one said “I think they are dog tracks.” The second one said “I think they are cow tracks.” The third…

A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes…

A wife was a little guilty that her husband wasn’t very happy because she didn’t like to do anything and didn’t want to ever leave the house. With this in mind, while eating an…

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know. I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids…

Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother. Once he came home, his mother was not pleased. "Johnny," she said, "if you wanted to…

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde…

The arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten. "Johnny," the…

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first…

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the…

After our brand-new washing machine broke down, my in-laws, my husband, and I were discussing how today’s appliances can’t compete with the quality of those made 50 years ago. “Oh,…