Tag: Jokes

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his weapon in a vise. He then…

Top 5 Signs You Probably Should be Exercising More: Your five-year-old walking shoes look brand new. Underneath that pile of cobwebs is your rowing machine That gym you signed up…

Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other. The first one says, “My…

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven!…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

So much so that he’d never gotten to know a female well enough to even think about marriage.As the years went by, he realized he’d probably never get married, since he sure wasn’t…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

James was infatuated with her and knew she wasn’t being satisfied by ole crusty.He was caught staring at her longingly more than once and she seemed flattered more than offended so…

Mr. Johnson: "Honey, it's been a while since the Worthingtons have been over for a visit." Mrs. Johnson: "And I don't think they'll be back." Mr.…

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a weapon the size of a little kid’s little finger. A nurse…

A 6th grade science teacher, Miss Simpson, asked her class,…“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little Karen stood up and…

The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman.For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun.“We must know that you…

Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell manhood in the air.” The other call girl…

 Three men are sitting at a bar having a beer.They are discussing what they want their family and friends to say when the time comes they are laying in their caskets.The first man…

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you like me to bring back for you?” He laughs and…

They find a deserted cabin and take shelter.They find a  sleeping bag bag, a  bed, and a pile of  blankets.The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the  bed and takes the…

Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations. The teacher pulled me aside.…

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says…

She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her:“If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow-plow to come by, and follow it.”Sure…

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out…