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They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says, “Honey, I’m tired…

Read The Joke Of The Day A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. He says his mother lives alone and could really use some company.“I have…

- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! - To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! - If you needed a break…

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon an old gentleman neighbour who had the…

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says, “Honey, I’m tired…

The entire cabin is taken aback by her unexpected outburst. Passengers exchange bewildered glances while flight attendants rush to calm the situation. The flight attendants try to…

Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.Suddenly, the parrot…

 The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.…

A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days. To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant "Give me a…

A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to the door wearing only a towel. A man stands at…

Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.Suddenly, the parrot…

Read The Joke Of The Day James had smelly feet. They stank.In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able to marry.Mary had a…

Sherry is walking through the zoo when she notices Bill throwing $10 bills in the monkey cage. Curious, she walks closer and asks, "Bill, what are you doing? Why are you…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up.The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.She gets rushed to the hospital,…

Read The Joke Of The Day James had smelly feet. They stank.In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able to marry.Mary had a…

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor…

One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up.The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.She gets rushed to the hospital,…

At the airport for his 9-year-old son's first big trip by himself, after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa. Dad - "So what did Grandma say on the…