Tag: Jokes

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses…

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks I will smell it and order.”The confused owner went to the kitchen…

Little Johnny's mother is making dinner when Johnny runs up to her, sobbing uncontrollably. "Mom, Mom! I just cleaned my room!" he exclaims. "Why, that's…

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”“Of course childWhat may I do for you?””Well, I bought my mother an…

A Farm Kid Joins the Marines Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to…

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director…

The man’s wife was upstairs with the boss doing things she shouldn’t be doingA man goes to a restaurant for dinner.He has a seat at a table and opens a menu to find out that none…

A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening.The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours.Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter…

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for make love. “What’s that?” he asked.…

2. On all your cheque stubs, write “For Marijuana”3. Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday.The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for…

Teacher: "Now, class, can anyone tell me what the word 'Can't' is short for?" Lizzy: "Can not." Teacher: "Very good! Now, can anyone tell me…

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday.They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?”His wife is puzzled and asks if…

On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband,“I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”“Oh yeah? Who was the…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes…

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found…

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.A boy, about 9, opened the door“Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.“No, they went to town.”“How about your…

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn-out sermon After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off. The husband notices this and goes to…

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to…