Tag: Jokes

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a…

A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big assignment, so she started writing high up on…

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin…

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were hiking when they came across a cliff. There was no bridge and they couldn’t think of anyother way to get across so they decided to…

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been…

- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry. - The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat. - You've just been…

Rustic wooden table, young and in love, embarking on a journey together,” he reminisced, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. As the sun streamed through the kitchen window,…

A little boy was sitting in the lunch room with his friend. He unwrapped his sandwich and said, “Peanut butter!” The next day, with the same little friend, opening his sandwich, he…

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest.I am a…

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years,the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The…

Many years back, a man by the name of Joshua had to go before my uncle, who was a judge in magistrate court, to be sentenced for a crime he had committed. Uncle Walter jokingly…

An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.The wife answers, “Thank you…

When I babysit for my minister's three-year-old, one of our favorite games is "Go Fish". One evening, after winning several rounds, she kept bragging about how good…

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that just goes to…

An elderly woman in our church congregation had an older-model car that was in excellent condition. As she was driving to town one afternoon, her car was struck by another auto.…

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s…

man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?”His customer answers in a slurred voice, “My wife caught me with another…

Bill invites his family over for dinner one evening. As they sit at the table, the family notice that the plates don't seem very clean. "Pardon me, son," his mother…

A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this, and…

The preacher's 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well,…