Tag: Jokes

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”Passenger: “Who?”Cabbie: “Frank…

Dad had the opportunity to buy his medications directly from the pharmacy company. “Here is your prescription sir, that will be $515 dollars.” Dad was a bit hard of hearing so he…

So as it turns out, we all have a dirty mind. If you see anything other than innocent pictures here, you definitely have a dirty mind and you should be ashamed of yourself. This is…

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic.It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.The pilot of the fighter jet…

Youngster mocks 71 year old man…to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As he got to the campus he saw a young man studying hard, and the…

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight…

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.” The next day Little Johnny walks…

Three writers, Jack, Eddie, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a 3 bedroom suite on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at the hotel from the…

  A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child.” The woman worriedly asks, “What’s wrong…

A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the…

A man went skydiving for the first time. "It's easy," said the instructor. "Just count to five and pull on the main chute," the instructor continued.…

  Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s turn Jerry said that he was…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their…

  A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, ‘Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 15 mi.’ He thinks it was…

While perusing a curio shop in Texas, Harold's eye is drawn to the skull of a horse sitting on a high shelf. "Pardon me, but what's this?' he asks the shops…

“Okay,” says the first, “I’ve never told anybody I’m a gay!”The second confesses, “I’m having an affair with my boss’s wife.”The third, Moishe, begins … The third, Moishe,…

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat…

  Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other…

One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada.He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.Jimmy, with his…

Little Johnny: "Daddy, remember that big chocolate cake Mommy made for the bake sale, and I promised not to eat any of it?" Dad: "Yes, son." Little Johnny:…