Tag: Jokes

For his birthday, Little Johnny's parents gave him a bowl of goldfish. His mother carefully explains to him how much responsibility comes with owning a pet and tells him to…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar.She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her valuables, and…

A man is asking a farmer about his two cows. Man: About how much milk do you get from them in a day? Farmer: Which one, the brown one or the black one? Man: The brown one. Farmer:…

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little Mary stood up and…

  A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!”…

Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a…

Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp. The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out! Before he could say anything at all, the…

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

This hilarious father will make you giggle as he does an expected resolution towards his daughter’s lazy tantrum. Parents will often tell you that raising a child is a stressful…

A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him.…

  A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl derisively rejected him and said, “Your…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks “And get me a whisky you…

Top ways high egg prices are changing the world: Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells. Eggs are now considered too good to scramble. "Laying an egg" is…

  We were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.We decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to…

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a…

As a teenager I had a summer job pumping gas. One week an older guy drove up and said he wanted a fill-up. Then he got out of the car with an umbrella, opened it, and followed me…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…