Tag: Jokes

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must…

  Tom married a woman with an identical twin.Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.“Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the judge.“Well, your honor,…

A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this.Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who’s a total dope!I’ll never…

  A MAN IS IN A BAR AND READY TO TAKE A DRINK OF HIS WHISKEY WHEN A NUN COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS, “DON’T TAKE THAT DRINK, THAT IS THE DEVIL’S BREW.” The man says that the drink is…

A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man…The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”!The man slowly turns to her and deadpans, “S.h.i.t.”The woman,…

“Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”Her boyfriend asks,“What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”The…

We all have minor hobbies that make us happy and divert us from our daily lives. Someone like cooking, creating wonders in the kitchen, while others enjoy knitting snug sweaters…

A wife hands her husband a list before he heads to the store and says, “Please stick to the list, no distractions.”He nods and heads out. An hour later, he returns with bags full…

A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex.Can you explain it to me first?”“Okay, sweetheart.Putting it simply, we will call your…

One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada.He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.Jimmy, with his…

Captivating Hollywood actress Megan Fox was spotted flaunting an exceptionally voluptuous pout as she concluded her visit to Elite Aesthetics, a renowned medical spa located in the…

A person is traveling and calls home to ask how things are at home. The kid says the cat died. Kid is told you don’t break news that directly, you first say cat is on the roof,…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel.He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired…

A very awful man died and was sent to Hell.Satan met him and welcomed him.“Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices. Let me show you.”He…

Edna: “Well, I’ll warn you about what happened last week!He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such…

A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:Boss, this morning when you left home,…

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat…

One day Jimmy John went to into a brothel on the west coast of Canada.He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service.Jimmy, with his…

A Woman Went Shopping. –At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse:He could not control his curiosity and ask.“Do you always…

A man had recently moved and was filling out forms at his local police station: Q: Has your driver's license ever been suspended or revoked? "No, never." Q: Have you…