There was a trial in a small town in Texas, and the prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand, she was a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Davies, do…

Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?” “Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to…

  The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman. For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun. “We must know that you will follow…