Harry the Complainer and his wife happened to pass away on the same day and as they await their interview with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, they're approached by an angel. "Hello,"…

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him,“How the hell do the two of you have lovemaking?”The big guy says, “I just sit there on a chair, she sits on top, and…

Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today!Mom: But you have to go to school.Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school.Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three…