A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What the hell was that for?’The wife replied ‘That’s for the slip of…

Two women were drinking coffee and talking. One asked, "So why are you filing for divorce?" The second one replied, "He treats me like a dog." The first one asked, "Oh? Does…

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband:Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love.Then she said:…

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age.I looked in my pockets and realized I…