An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,“Hey, you wanna hear…

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, “This scope is so…

  Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on…

A monkey is sitting in a tree, relaxing, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing up there?”The monkey says, “Just chilling out. Come up and join me.”So, the…