A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she…

A girl was having an affair while her father was at work.One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her father’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your…

There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they are waiting they strike up a conversation: The young girl says. “What’s he…

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball,a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any…

Johnny plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again. The neighbor says, “be nice Johnny or karma will get you.” Johnny again plays nice for a bit but starts getting rough again. Suddenly the…

WO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS…

A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend for advice. “How do you make important decisions?” he…

The wife comes home loaded with parcels and laughing says to her husband “Honey, I was doing some shopping when I ran out of money. So I came to your office but since you weren’t there,I took 500…

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went out to a pub and drank a lot and was sick all over his shirt. He…

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the old drunk held the tiny…