A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.” With…

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.…

admin · January 9, 2024 · A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room…. admin · January 9, 2024 ·…

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the…

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No way, no needles, I can’t stand needles.”The dentist starts to hook up the…

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will…

A girl was having an affair while her father was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her father’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab…