When they are handing out rifles, he is at the back of the line and they run out just before they get to him.The Sergeant gives him a stick and tells him to just pretend it’s a rifle.So our hero goes…

In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this…

 THE JOKE  An elderly woman is riding in an elevator, on her way to a doctor’s appointment… Suddenly, the elevator stops, and a beautiful young woman smelling of expensive perfume steps in… She turns…

Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the…

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I…

A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,“D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad s-s-s-stutter caused by all…

  Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun…