Joey would always come to school late and tell the teacher a big lie about what had made him late. Fed up with his lies, the teacher planned to tell Joey a bigger lie to teach him a lesson. The next…

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You are wrong. That’s not the moon; that’s…

A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman were drinking at a bar.“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home.”“In Glasgow, there’s a wee place called McTavish’s.”“The…

My neighbor, she’s single. She’s single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street. I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the…

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass: But the test had the same question. “You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel…

Two blonde sisters, Abby and Amy went fishing and decided to rent a boat on a lake. After fishing for hours at various spots and catching nothing, they decided to try one more time before calling it…

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.An undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you…

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training. "Well," he said, "it's three weeks long." "What…

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to…

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket.She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager, to the security guard, to the arresting officer who took her away.She…

A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess…

A recently single woman buys a flashy new Corvette.While driving it off the lot, she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.She hits the speed limit of 70 miles per hour and…