A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time. "Excuse me, please," she asks the doctor. "But what are you doing?" "This woman swallowed a golf ball," he…

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how…