A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”All the students in the library started…

Top 5 Things We're Hoping A.I. Does For Us: Call balls and strikes. Seriously. Is it in the square, or not? Explain how my wife can always be wrong. Defend my Magic the Gathering collection with…

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it…

Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.We will do that for you, said one of the…

A priest and a nun are having a tennis match…The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and…