A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes…

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer…

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.‘What was that for?’ he asked.‘That was for the piece of paper in your pants…

A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: "My full name has six letters. The first one is M.…

A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the salesman and says “I would like to buy this TV.” The salesman…