Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.”The second guy says, “I’m a DINK. You know,…

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. “But you just had two…

A guy is in for a job interview, and the interviewer asks him“What would you consider to be your biggest weakness?”The guy replies“Honesty. I’m honest with everyone; I don’t know how to be anything…

A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and…

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my…