Master: That shirt looks soiled, didn't you wash it? Servant: I did! But while i was taking it to the shop for ironing i dropped it on the ground! Master: You will have to wash it again! Servant:…

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one person had to leave because otherwise they…

A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he…