The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. “Are you ready for this?” “What is it?” I asked. “Fleet enema. Didn’t your doctor tell you about it?”…

A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet.A man in a suit approaches the farmer, greets him warmly, and the farmer greets him…

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that’s a moray. When you’re smashed with a jug in a South Auckland pub, that’s a…

A married CEO is having an affair with his secretary. They finish up, and he is getting dressed. She says, “Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?” The man thinks for a second and says…