At the airport for his 9-year-old son's first big trip by himself, after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa. Dad - "So what did Grandma say on the phone?" Son - "She…

A husband and wife were getting intimate in bed when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, do you think we should try some new positions tonight?” The husband was excited and replied, “Sure, why not? What…

His editor was always on a look out for the pun, which he always removed before sending the story on to be printed.One day, there was a gas explosion that killed ten people.The editor looked over the…

I’VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked…

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.Corona’s president sits down and says,“Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”The bartender takes…

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter. 9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance. 8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation…

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practised every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn’t…