I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.  I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars…

1. “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an…

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’ and turns to the emu, ‘What’s…

Two hikers are walking up a mountain trail when a huge grizzly bear leaps out in front of them and roars. The first hiker gulps and sweats, frozen in fear; the other keeps his presence of mind and…