A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says,“Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” Then the woman next to him taps his shoulder and says,“Listen mister, I’m a bodybuilder, 5 foot 9…

A preacher was known for long and boring sermons. He preached for about one hour when he stopped to scold the congregation. He said, "I know you think my sermons are long, but I've got…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired after all this…

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, “and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half”.…