An Englishman says to his friend, the Scotsman, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants."I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger…

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many…

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps…

A teenage boy had recently developed an interest in weight lifting. His father was skeptical, not knowing if his son would be responsible in this new venture, but accompanied him to the sports…

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this mall town. He really wanted to impress…

A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada.He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.“Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes.Let them think you are a pauper”, the…