A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday.The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach…

Teacher: "Now, class, can anyone tell me what the word 'Can't' is short for?" Lizzy: "Can not." Teacher: "Very good! Now, can anyone tell me what…

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday.They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?”His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this…

On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband,“I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”“Tiger Woods, the…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her The…