A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks I will smell it and order.”The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork,…

Little Johnny's mother is making dinner when Johnny runs up to her, sobbing uncontrollably. "Mom, Mom! I just cleaned my room!" he exclaims. "Why, that's wonderful dear!"…

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”“Of course childWhat may I do for you?””Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for…