An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.“We can’t stand the sight…

A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?” replied by his mother. The young boy answered, “The other…