A 57 year-old millionaire is getting married.His friends are jealous and one of them asks how he landed such a hot 23 year old blonde beauty…“Simple”, grins the millionaire. “I faked my age.”His…

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from…

So she asked her grandchild about her plans.“Why, I am going out on my first date with a handsome young fella, Grandma! I am so excited!”The Grandma raised her eyebrows, shook her head and said with a…

A little known fact: Aesop used to moonlight as a waiter in a small restaurant in his home city. While taking orders one day, he heard a diner call out, "Hey Aesop, can you tell us the story of…

A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor. “Please come quick I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going to jump out the hotel window.” The hotel manager…