A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him,“How the hell do the two of you have lovemaking?”The big guy says, “I just sit there on a chair, she sits on top, and…

Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today!Mom: But you have to go to school.Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school.Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three…