Do all fairy tales begin with “Once upon a Time”?No, many of them begin “If I am elected, I promise …”Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse…

When you're over 60... 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you will likely be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm…

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The…

Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun…