Frankie: "So, I took my girlfriend out for dinner at this fancy restaurant last night; she orders a bowl of soup, and wouldn't you know it, she finds a fly in her soup!" Jeff: "Oh,…

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!”Well,…

Harold and Jack are about to rob a bank. Harold says, "All right, Jack, now here's what to do: go into that bank with this gun and this bag, hold the gun on the teller and tell her to put…

A priest and a nun are having a tennis match…The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and…