“What’s this about?” he asks the bartender.“That’s our monthly contest. You put in a $20 entry fee and then perform the three acts. If you complete all three successfully you win the pot.”“Cool,” he…

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show, a window was something you hated to clean, and ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend, and gig was something you…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says “Honey, I’m tired after all this…

Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits down.By his third, he realizes some of the locals are looking at him and whispering.The biker walks out and returns a few minutes later with an alligator.He…

There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life”the finale had the following three incidents…Third Place“It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home,…