A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night’s…

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FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The blonde…

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,…

  The general stood tall and said “1956 ma’am.” The woman, taken back by this answer said “1956?!That long?! Let me make your night better…”and the two sauntered away to a private room.The woman began…

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not…

On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, "Are there any…