A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object? “The clerk replies, “That is a thermos. “The blonde then asks, “What does it do?” The…
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Telling his grandson about his days as a Golden Gloves contestant, Max said, "The bell rang, and we met in the center of the ring. First he threw a left cross, then came the right cross."…
A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEXT TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING. I SAID TO HIM, “DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE MARTIAL ARTS. LIKE KUNG FU, JU-JITSU, OR KARATE?” HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT.…
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”Passenger: “Who?”Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy…
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing…
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