A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the houseThe woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!”The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed with a vibrator. “What…

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past.…

There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life”the finale had the following three incidents…Third Place“It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home,…

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair,lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the…

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no, but I’ve seen the naked human body…